10 Good Things About Getting Older

Bobby was 70 on March 1, he received a fun card from my sister, Kathy. I thought for a change of pace I would share it with you, You may have reached the stage in life where you are older and will appreciate the humor of this card. If you have not reached that age yet, this will give you something to look forward to. 10 Good Things About Getting Older !! 10. It gives you the perfect excuse to forget things 9. You know lots of good stories to tell 8. Each story can be told many times, whether anyone wants to hear it or not 7. The view is better once you are over the hill 6. You can amaze your friends with obscure facts preceded by," I remember when" 5. You can take bets on which part of your body will conk out next 4. Your kids finally grow up and move out, (if your lucky) 3 Nodding off at inappropriate times is considered quaint, rather than rude 2. Creative use of a hearing aid allows you to hear only what you really want to And The BEST Thing About Getting Older : 1. Every birthday you have gives people another chance to make a big fuss over you and say things like, "How great You Look !" (for an old person)